Whatever I Feel Like

My name is Tim.

yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education

yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education

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tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

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bruhdidas:

Friend: make yourself at home mi casa es su casa.
Me: okay! * jacks off in the shower. *

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lanashiftdelrey:

teacher: ok, now who wants to answer the first question?

me:

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krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

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"I believe you."

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