Whatever I Feel Like

My name is Tim.

thickneyspears:

When your parents call you by your full name

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obamasbigblacktoe:

I TOOK A SHIT

obamasbigblacktoe:

I TOOK A SHIT

(Source: ambivalentlyyours, via mademoisellemae)

chubbythecorgi:

What do you mean, “virgin sacrifice?”

chubbythecorgi:

What do you mean, “virgin sacrifice?”

starwars:

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starwars:


ICYMI: J.J. Abrams unveiled a final surprise to support the last week of Star Wars: #ForceForChange.

Enter for your chance to win! http://bit.ly/XWingUnveiled

See Official Rules for details

did-you-kno:

Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults.
Source

did-you-kno:

Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults.

Source

*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

(Source: aterriblehusband, via oldbustedhotness)

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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for-the-love-of-a-photographer:

50-shades-of-sassy-ymir:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

comboreversal:

puffpuffpeace:

baby baby baby 

This literally just crushed me.

I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE

mother of god, we have all done a sin

Its like an animal abuse commercial 

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