I hate going to bed sad.
ticklishbutts: theladyofpie: ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis Holy shit, that’s spot on I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
I’m stuck at home tonight and if you’d like, snapchat me at timothy.snyder I don’t know what Kik is though or why everyone is talking about it.
yoursweetbabboo: when youre watching a really good porno but the sound is off by a second Forreal
chenyakumo: hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but fuck wasps
WHAT SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO TO ME EVERY NIGHT AT 1 AM
rolan-pard: “every time you post something online the entire world sees it” yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
EA sex tip #58
vasneemas: Start with the most tender, passionate foreplay and when your partner begs you not to stop, dress up and leave, claiming the rest is a 15$ DLC.
Person: It's just a TV show.
Me: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING TV SHOW.
nigerian: [singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
DAFT PUNK LEAKED
SHIT GUYS THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas